Thank you for stopping by the official website of the unofficial Eddie Vedder comic book! Social commentary, CD reviews, bathroom humor, band portraits, political satire, philosophical passages, bikini girls, MTV staples, beer and fart jokes and more....all crammed into 32 pages.
"My Life With Eddie Vedder" is hard to describe, it's like a Pearl Jam fanzine with a higher quality of production values, but there's so much more. Each issue is guaranteed to make you laugh! We know it's embarrassing to pee your pants but this book is worth it!!!
PEARL JAM RULES!!! PEARL JAM RULES!!! PEARL JAM RULES!!!
For a limited time only, in order to help promote our new book we're so proud of, we're offering a special deal. For just two bucks, we'll have the artist (who just happens to be chained to his art desk and at gunpoint) to whip you up an original sketch! That's right, your very own piece of art from that slighty psychotic artist of "MY LIFE WITH EDDIE VEDDER," mailed to you along with a sample of what's coming up from CHEMICAL BRAIN COMICS. Or for just one dollar we'll send you our catalog. This won't be offered for long, we're working the artist so hard his skin is rubbing off his fingers and his eyelids won't shut (we'll have to get out a staple gun if we decide to let him get some sleep).
#@&%$*&! WHAT A DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you could hear what the flying guy with the guitar was saying (he's being drowned out by feedback from his Marshall Stack after jumping off it, causing it to fall off the stage, thus crushing a cranked out mosher with a scruffy looking goatee), you would hear that he's actually telling you to call an ambulance as he predicts his daring stage dive is about to culminate in some broken bones.
If he had the chance he'd also ask you to check out some more info on the characters in the Eddie Vedder underground comic before you forget.
If you can't wait to get your hands on a copy of the comic for people who don't read comics, you can send us a check or money order and we'll ship your order back to you faster than you can say "ELDERLY WOMAN BEHIND THE COUNTER IN A SMALL TOWN" three times fast!!! Here's a rundown on what's being offered so far:
Issue #1:double-sized at 56 pages, it's the book that started it all. Guest starring Pantera and Gwen Stefani plus two drunks and a heeb.............................................$4.00
Issue #2: featuring the stripping psychic, who'd rather predict catastrophies than strip, and a cameo by Weezer. Anyone for naked twister?.....................................$3.00
Issue #1 or #2, autographed by the creator/artist/writer BONES. He's not so vain he thinks his name is worth that much, but the extra cost goes towards absorbing printing and shipping and handling costs, not to mention keeping this web page up.........................$7.00
All prices include shipping and handling and books are shipped in a protective sleeve. There's a limited number of first issue, first printings left so don't procrastinate too long. This isn't your college thesis, it's entertainment!!!
Please send checks and money orders plus any hate mail to:
CBCOMICS
p.o. box 15011
Bradenton, FL
34280
Upcoming guest stars and cameos will include Korn, Fiona Apple, Oasis, Radiohead, the Toadies, Veruca Salt, Marilyn Manson, and a band that used to call itself Mookie Blaylock! Also, stop by the CHEMICAL BRAIN COMICS HOMEPAGE just for the hell of it, by clicking here . Feel free to drop us a line anytime! We look forward to your criticisms!
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